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One Night Stand in the Wastes
- One Night Stand at the End of the World, Book 2
- Narrated by: Nick Kaiel
- Length: 4 hrs and 56 mins
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Hellbent on finding Cheatums Sterling, the comedian braves the murderous environment of the wastes with an assassin hot on his heels. In the desolate wasteland, he'll have to face his worst nightmare… his past… and some raiders… and uh… like a bunch of other weird stuff. Also, there's ramen.
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