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What would happen if a shy introvert lived like a gregarious extrovert for one year? If she knowingly and willingly put herself in perilous social situations that she’d normally avoid at all costs? Writer Jessica Pan intends to find out. With the help of various extrovert mentors, Jessica sets up a series of personal challenges (talk to strangers, perform stand-up comedy, host a dinner party, travel alone, make friends on the road, and much, much worse) to explore whether living like an extrovert can teach her lessons that might improve the quality of her life.
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- Sara
- 04-02-12
Great for some good laughs!
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I thought this was a very cute, light-hearted story with some laugh out loud dialog. If you are looking for something fun in the chick lit department, this book is perfect. The narrator didn't drive me nuts like she did others, but she did pause a lot. Don't let that sway your decision - it is still a great listen.
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- Diane
- 08-16-07
Delightfully Entertaining
From the beginning I was captured by the author's use of "Texas" colloquialisms. I found myself laughing out loud with "glued zippers" and allergies. Add this to your list this is a fun and entertaining book!
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- Michelle Albertini
- 08-06-18
Great Listen with FUN characters!
This was a really Fun listen. The characters were great and portrayed well. The story was entertaining and took a couple of nice twists. I loved the realness of the conversations.
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- Joy
- 02-28-12
Good story
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This is a good story. Just wish they didn't use the
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- G. Moore
- 09-07-07
Pause Pause
The story is really cute, but the narrator drove me nuts with all the pauses. She stopped between each sentence like a robot reading the story.
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- Sharon
- 03-09-12
Loved it....
I was hesitant to buy this book due to the negative comments about the narrator. I am so glad I did, I loved the story and the narrator. I know people who sound just like this narrator, I grew up in a small rural Texas town and this book nailed life in a small town. It is laugh out loud funny.
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- sarah2
- 08-28-16
A great little. Texan mystery.
on. a phone. it was a bit hard to keep straight. but. worth the effort.
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- Jennifer
- 08-31-10
fun
I have really enjoyed all of the books by this author on Audible. They are funny and cute.
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- Susie
- 06-03-19
Laugh out loud funny.
First book by this author I have read. Lots of twists and turns and a lot of laughs! Looking forward to the next in this series.
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- Kathleen
- 07-24-13
Entertaining. Good mystery.
What did you like about this audiobook?
I like that you don't know until the very end "who done it".
How has the book increased your interest in the subject matter?
I like this author's style of writing,.
Does the author present information in a way that is interesting and insightful, and if so, how does he achieve this?
Very interesting method of discovery.
What did you find wrong about the narrator's performance?
The accent is just a little over the top. Being from Texas, and having lived in West Texas, while the accents are pretty thick, this just isn't the way most people sound.
Do you have any additional comments?
I will continue to listen to the rest of her books. I hope she writes more.
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