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Such a Hot Christmas
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
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Publisher's summary
What’s worse than getting divorced?
Going to your ex-wife’s wedding—alone.
I need more than just a fake date on my arm.
I need her.
She’s an itch I can’t scratch.
This whole thing started without expectations.
She’s my daughter’s teacher, after all.
Hands. Off.
But it’s Christmas.
And the only gift I’m hoping for is more time with her.
It might be snowing in other parts of the world, but here, it’s going to be such a hot Christmas.
Note to the reader: The Parkers’ Christmas in July Series is about three sisters that find love during the holiday season. We Parkers decided to write a connected trilogy (Ali, Jacob, & Weston), so we hope you love it. Happy Christmas in July!
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