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- Narrated by: Steve Leder
- Length: 5 hrs and 2 mins
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Writing an ethical will, a document that includes stories and reflections about your past, is an ancient tradition. It can include joy and regrets, and ultimately becomes both a way to remember a loved one who is gone and a primer on how to live a better, happier life. Beloved Rabbi Steve Leder has helped thousands of people to write their own ethical wills, and in this intimate book helps us write our own.
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Life Changing
- By Ms Deb on 07-09-22
By: Steve Leder
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Go the F--k to Sleep
- By: Adam Mansbach, Ricardo Cortes - illustrator
- Narrated by: Samuel L. Jackson
- Length: 6 mins
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Academy Award nominee Samuel L. Jackson ( Pulp Fiction) rocks this mock bedtime story, capturing a hilarious range of emotions as the voice of a father struggling to get his child to sleep. Go the F**k to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland.
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Read the F--king REVIEW!
- By Darwin8u on 05-21-12
By: Adam Mansbach, and others
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My Dad Loves to Toot
- By: Tootin' Tom
- Narrated by: Montez Harris
- Length: 5 mins
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Follow Dad's hilarious farting story where sometimes his love of tooting does more harm than good. But maybe there is a clever way that he can use it to his advantage.
By: Tootin' Tom
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The Day My Butt Went Psycho!
- By: Andy Griffiths
- Narrated by: John Beach
- Length: 1 hr and 56 mins
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Can Zack save the earth from butts gone berserk? Can he defeat the biggest, ugliest, meanest butt the world has ever seen? More importantly, will Zack and his butt ever find true happiness? It's an adventure you and your butt will never forget!
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Butt overload!
- By Joan Good on 12-14-05
By: Andy Griffiths
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You Have to F--king Eat
- By: Adam Mansbach
- Narrated by: Bryan Cranston
- Length: 3 mins
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Emmy Award-winning actor Bryan Cranston (Breaking Bad, Malcom in the Middle) follows in the exasperated footsteps of Samuel L. Jackson, giving voice to the long-suffering father whose indifferent child will just not eat in this hilarious follow-up to Adam Mansbach's international best seller, Go the F--k to Sleep.
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Another role that Bryan Cranston plays to a T.
- By Darren on 11-12-14
By: Adam Mansbach
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Just Because
- By: Matthew McConaughey
- Narrated by: Matthew McConaughey
- Length: 4 mins
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Filled with his trademark humor and wisdom, Academy Award-winning actor and #1 New York Times bestselling author Matthew McConaughey has crafted a soulful and irreverent collection of life lessons that empowers listeners, big and small, to celebrate how we are all full of possibility.
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It’s not a book. It’s a poem.
- By Joseph Broyles on 09-13-23
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For You When I Am Gone
- Twelve Essential Questions to Tell a Life Story
- By: Steve Leder
- Narrated by: Steve Leder
- Length: 5 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Writing an ethical will, a document that includes stories and reflections about your past, is an ancient tradition. It can include joy and regrets, and ultimately becomes both a way to remember a loved one who is gone and a primer on how to live a better, happier life. Beloved Rabbi Steve Leder has helped thousands of people to write their own ethical wills, and in this intimate book helps us write our own.
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Life Changing
- By Ms Deb on 07-09-22
By: Steve Leder
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- Fatimah Najieb
- 03-04-24
Giggling!
What a cute little story. I can’t wait to enjoy the next installment with my grandson.
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- Turtle
- 10-14-23
I'm fixing to be 35 & I giggled 🙈🙈
Absolutely loved it and it gives them something different from what they probably read or listen to 🥰🥰
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- Heather Herren
- 10-13-23
awesome
funny cute and everything a child's book is supposed
to be. I read it for myself first! Awesome job 👌
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- Anonymous User
- 10-27-23
good
This book was recommended on a morning talk show, and I was quite interested in listening. I have always been fascinated by Chinese history and culture.
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- Arnedria L. Hogg
- 10-14-23
We loved the story!!!!
My 6yo and I stumbled across this tonight and thought it would be fun to listen to. The name got my attention and it didn't disappoint!!! We laughed so hard and it was much needed. After taking life so seriously lately, this book was a "breath of fresh air", pun intended. 💙
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- Lacee
- 10-14-23
My girls loved it
We laughed and laughed ! The narration was spot on hilarious too! Cute little fart following around a kiddo lol
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- EM
- 10-14-23
Hilarious
Great story. My 4 year old laughed so hard and even farted twice during the story!
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- Happily Ever Amber
- 10-14-23
This was super cute!
I thought this was adorable. We laughed. I probably laughed more than my kids but it’s all good!
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- Amazon Customer
- 10-14-23
Kids said “Not even funny.”
Severely disappointing storyline. We have three kids ages 6, 8, and 9 and they did not laugh one time. They were expecting to at least hear ONE fart sound. The short story was just a dialogue between a “fart” and a boy. Waste of a credit.
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