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Would You Like to Play with My Ass?
- Narrated by: Tracee L. Montgomery
- Length: 3 mins
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This may sound a bit crass, but would you like to play with my ass?
My ass is big, my ass is strong, when you play with my ass, you're never wrong....
This fun, playful audiobook will surely crack you up with laughter. The innocent, little, cute story will get you spend all day listening and laughing.
This audiobook will be a huge hit for all occasions: gag gift, baby showers, birthday parties, and wedding presents. Give this audiobook as a gag gift to your friend, and they will remember you forever!
You probably should not listen to this with your children.
The must-have audiobook for all people with a great sense of humor. Get this audiobook now and start laughing.
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- Carol R
- 11-04-22
HILARIOUS!
I could not stop laughing. This book is too freaking funny! Loved it and can't wait to share with my friends when I see them. 😂🤣😅
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