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- Narrated by: Sarah Desjardins
- Length: 10 hrs and 51 mins
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In The Worst of You, just-wed architects Timo and Nia flee a murder scene, setting in motion a chain reaction of lies and betrayals that threaten to unravel everything they have built together. Twisted and propulsive, this thriller is told from the alternating perspectives of the couple and those close to them on Williwaw Island, each with their own motive to use the outcome of the murder case to their advantage. When a huge storm sweeps up the coast, trapping everyone on tiny Williwaw Island, it’s a race against time—and the elements — to stop the murderer from striking again.
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A boring drawn out simplistic plot
- By RJD on 05-31-24
By: Sarah Richards
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Too Late
- Definitive Edition
- By: Colleen Hoover
- Narrated by: Ryan Gray, Maxine Mitchell, Joe Arden
- Length: 10 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Sloan will go through hell and back for those she loves. And she does so, every single day. Caught up with the alluring Asa Jackson, a notorious drug trafficker, Sloan has finally found a lifeline to cling to, even if it’s meant compromising her morals. She was in dire straits trying to pay for her brother’s care until she met Asa. But as Sloan became emotionally and economically reliant on him, he in turn developed a disturbing obsession with her—one that becomes increasingly dangerous every day.
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Triggering and poor narration
- By Katherine Epperson on 07-11-23
By: Colleen Hoover
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Oregon
- By: Don Winslow
- Narrated by: Ed Harris
- Length: 1 hr and 6 mins
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It was 1970 in a defeated Rhode Island fishing town. Vietnam and Nixon dominated the national news. Both the near and distant future looked bleak. But they were five inseparable high school friends with something incredible in common: an unwavering resolve to look after each other no matter what hell life threw at them. And they were on a mission. The plan was simple: Go off the grid before they turned 18 to avoid the draft. They’d sell some grass, stack some cash, then head west and start a commune. What could possibly go wrong?
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This really hit home.
- By Ray Beaulieu on 05-26-24
By: Don Winslow
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Bloodhound
- By: Thomas Page McBee, Todd Ellis Kessler
- Narrated by: Elliot Fletcher, Alice Kremelberg, Stephen Root, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 50 mins
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In the tradition of M. Night Shyamalan and Stephen King, Bloodhound is a coming-of-age suspense drama about Jay Pulver, a trans college student who discovers he has mysteriously acquired superhuman abilities when he accidentally kills his sister’s ex-boyfriend. Recruited by a brilliant but eccentric scientist at the FBI, Jay is tasked with employing his unique powers to track down a domestic terrorist group currently setting off bombs around Washington, DC.
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Great Brother and Sister Duo
- By Rachel on 06-06-24
By: Thomas Page McBee, and others
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What listeners say about Horrorscopes: The Cabin in the Woods
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- Cal Meti
- 01-30-14
Excellent Story - Excellent Performances
Would you listen to Horrorscopes: The Cabin in the Woods again? Why?
Definitely. Aside from it being a quick listen for shorter drives, it's easily become a favorite short of mine.
What did you like best about this story?
I really like that the scenes were given time. There are some bits where dialogue isn't anything more than grunts and groans - and to some they may seem to go on too long - but I liked it because it gave me tons of time to get lost in what was happening and not miss anything that was being said. Make sense?
In other words, I'd get wrapped up in the drama going on that has to be imagined that as soon as I realized I should get back to paying attention to what these folks were saying I still had time to focus on their dilemma again and not miss a thing. No rushing always helps with painting a picture for the listener in my opinion.
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Just a wringing out of my brain when it was over. Had to come back to Earth!
Any additional comments?
As I mention in every Audiocomics Company review, the production was stellar. But there was one tiny element of opposites at the very end - and I won't say what it is - that is so subtle it without question affirms the notion of suspension of disbelief.
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