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The Church of Frendo
- Clown in a Cornfield, Book 3
- Narrated by: Jesse Vilinsky
- Length: 11 hrs and 6 mins
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The thrills and chills are far from over in the third novel from Bram Stoker Award winner and master of scare, horror legend Adam Cesare.
Quinn has just survived yet another bloody run-in with the murderous clown Frendo, but somehow still she knows this won’t be the last. Tired of being hunted and seeing innocent people hurt, Quinn believes the only way to beat the horror is to take justice into her own hands—and stop the Frendo followers herself. Little does she know that this path will take her across cornfields and state lines, to where she will have to face the most dangerous and bloody menace yet: True believers.
It’s an all-new tale in this terrifying trio series about the villains inside us all, from the master of slashers and suspense, award-winning author Adam Cesare.
Clown in a Cornfield was 2020’s Bram Stoker Award Winner for Superior Achievement in a Young Adult Novel.
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Devon is always being left behind by her genius twin sister, Drew. At this point, it’s a fact of life. But Devon has one last plan before Drew leaves for college a whole year early—The Best Summer Ever. After committing to the bit a little too much, the twins and their chaotic circle of friends learn why you don’t ever mess with a Ouija board if you want to actually survive the Best Summer Ever, and soon find themselves being hunted down by…a demon?
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Good book but pretty predictable
- By Juno on 10-23-24
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The Queen
- By: Nick Cutter
- Narrated by: Ariel Blake, Zac Aleman, Corey Brill, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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On a sunny morning in June, Margaret Carpenter wakes up to find a new iPhone on her doorstep. She switches it on to find a text from her best friend, Charity Atwater. The problem is, Charity’s been missing for over a month. Most people in town—even the police—think she’s dead. Margaret and Charity have been lifelong friends. They share everything, know the most intimate details about one another…except for the destructive secret hidden from them both. A secret that will trigger a chain of events ending in tragedy, bloodshed, and death. And now Charity wants Margaret to know her story.
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Loved it
- By Amazon Customer on 10-30-24
By: Nick Cutter
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I Was a Teenage Slasher
- By: Stephen Graham Jones
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch, Stephen Graham Jones
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
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1989, Lamesa, Texas. A small west Texas town driven by oil and cotton—and a place where everyone knows everyone else’s business. So it goes for Tolly Driver, a good kid with more potential than application, seventeen, and about to be cursed to kill for revenge. Here Stephen Graham Jones explores the Texas he grew up in, and shared sense of unfairness of being on the outside through the slasher horror Jones loves, but from the perspective of the killer, Tolly, writing his own autobiography. Find yourself rooting for a killer in this summer teen movie of a novel gone full blood-curdling tragic.
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So much fun
- By Amber on 08-13-24
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Heads Will Roll
- By: Josh Winning
- Narrated by: EJ Lavery
- Length: 9 hrs and 21 mins
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After sitcom star Willow tweets herself into infamy and stumbles blind-drunk into a swimming pool, her agent ships her off to Camp Castaway. Nestled deep in upstate New York, Castaway is a summer camp for adults who are desperate to leave their mistakes behind. No real names, no phones . . . no way to call for help. Willow’s fellow campers seem okay. Her own favorite actress is even here, making a s’more. And did that jaded writer, Dani, just wink at her?
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Decent Horror Mixed with Social Commentary
- By KStateKev on 09-26-24
By: Josh Winning
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Night's Edge
- A Novel
- By: Liz Kerin
- Narrated by: Chase Sui Wonders
- Length: 8 hrs and 9 mins
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Having a mom like Izzy meant Mia had to grow up fast. No extracurriculars, no inviting friends over, and definitely no dating. The most important rule: Tell no one of Izzy’s hunger—the kind only blood can satisfy. But Mia is in her twenties now and longs for a life of her own. One where she doesn’t have to worry about anyone discovering their terrible secret, or breathing down her neck. When Mia meets rebellious musician Jade she dares to hope she’s found a way to leave her home—and her mom—behind. It just might be Mia’s only chance of getting out alive.
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Loved this and looking forward for the sequel!
- By S. Berg on 01-12-24
By: Liz Kerin
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The Cotton Candy Massacre
- By: Christopher Robertson
- Narrated by: Alana Nicole Cox
- Length: 12 hrs and 7 mins
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The book you are about to listen to is an account of the tragedy that occurred at the reopening of Bonkin's Bonanza one day in the summer of 1989. Some came looking for fun, like Candy Barton and her best friend, Leigh.
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Splatterpunk
- By Kindle Customer on 10-31-24
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Pay the Piper
- A Novel
- By: George A. Romero, Daniel Kraus
- Narrated by: Sophie Amoss
- Length: 11 hrs and 53 mins
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In 2019, while sifting through University of Pittsburgh Library’s System’s George A. Romero Archival Collection, novelist Daniel Kraus turned up a surprise: a half-finished novel called Pay the Piper, a project few had ever heard of. In the years since, Kraus has worked with Romero’s estate to bring this unfinished masterwork to light.
By: George A. Romero, and others
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You're Not Supposed to Die Tonight
- By: Kalynn Bayron
- Narrated by: Hewot Tedla
- Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins
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Charity Curtis has the summer job of her dreams, playing the “final girl” at Camp Mirror Lake. Guests pay to be scared in this full-contact terror game, as Charity and her summer crew recreate scenes from a classic slasher film, Curse of Camp Mirror Lake. The more realistic the fear, the better for business. But the last weekend of the season, Charity’s co-workers begin disappearing. And when one ends up dead, Charity’s role as the final girl suddenly becomes all too real. If Charity and her girlfriend Bezi hope to survive the night, they’ll need figure out what this killer is after.
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Just wow!
- By Lavonya on 01-16-24
By: Kalynn Bayron
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Witchcraft for Wayward Girls
- By: Grady Hendrix
- Narrated by: Leslie Howard, Hillary Huber, Sara Morsey
- Length: 15 hrs
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They call them wayward girls. Loose girls. Girls who grew up too fast. And they’re sent to Wellwood House in St. Augustine, Florida, where unwed mothers are hidden by their families to have their babies in secret, to give them up for adoption, and most important of all, to forget any of it ever happened.
By: Grady Hendrix
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All Hallows
- A Novel
- By: Christopher Golden
- Narrated by: Ron Butler, January LaVoy
- Length: 10 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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It’s Halloween night, 1984, in Coventry, Massachusetts, and two families are unraveling. Up and down the street, horrifying secrets are being revealed, and all the while, mixed in with the trick-or-treaters of all ages, four children who do not belong are walking door to door, merging with the kids of Parmenter Road. Children in vintage costumes with faded, eerie makeup. They seem terrified, and beg the neighborhood kids to hide them away, to keep them safe from The Cunning Man.
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very poor
- By Anthony on 07-30-23
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Slashtag
- By: Jon Cohn
- Narrated by: Lauren Ezzo
- Length: 12 hrs and 9 mins
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Arthur built and operated the Propitius Hotel from 1905 until 1928, until dozens of bodies were found in his hotel, along with countless hidden torture rooms throughout the hotel. Arthur disappeared, seemingly never to be caught. He then returned—nearly 40 years later—under the guise of a priest leading a congregation of 100 people back to his hotel, where he once again committed mass murder.
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Wokeness ruins stories
- By Christopher Wahlgren on 07-26-24
By: Jon Cohn
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- Andrew Hoffman
- 08-21-24
Some of the most intriguing horror I’ve read in a while
I absolutely love these characters. The story is compelling, rich, and has a lot of nuance to it. The performance is excellent as well. Definitely a strong entry into this series
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- Dustin S.
- 08-26-24
another great installment
Cesare has done it again and given us a strong follow up/sequel to move this story along. it's compelling and fast paced.
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- Takeo Fujioka
- 10-27-24
Dramatic Reader
I absolutely love the voice of this book, she knows how to voice act. The voices that were in pain were spookily accurate.
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- MasterVox
- 10-09-24
Horror for Our Modern Times
What makes Cesare’s Clown series so fantastic is how it weaves in the most troubling aspects of our current moment—from online conspiracy theories, to moral panics, to reactionary religious and political movements. That veracity helps the big, theatrical aspects of the series feel more grounded while indulging in the visual spectacle of horror and action films. These are books with fantastic characters, thrilling twists and carefully-constructed scenes, all crafted to maximize impact. They’re particularly good in audio format, as the narrator not only evokes a wide range of characters with ease but invests them with a sense of edgy tension.
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- Kindle Customer
- 10-29-24
Pseudo-Amish Clown Cult
There is something to be said for horror that doesn’t just ignore the current social and political climates, but takes them to heart, showcasing the fears of the average person in a cutting but fresh and fun way.
Every second of this story had me fully engaged. Shuddering, gasping, laughing, crying… well done. I like that this book doesn’t hide the fact that it’s about Alt-Right Extremism. The characters let you know that directly, and this makes so much even more chilling. It hits even harder knowing that the elections are in a few short weeks.
Everything about this book, I love. I can not stress that enough. This series is wonderful, but books 1&2 don’t even begin to compare to the masterpiece that is Clown In A Cornfield 3: Church Of Friendo.
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- noe flores
- 10-31-24
Great addition to an already great series.
Loved the will they wont they between Quinn and Johnny D. Hoping it continues with Rust and Cole.
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- Dane Higbee
- 08-22-24
Another great addition to the story!
We've seen our heroine battle in a cornfield, a college, and now, everywhere. Frendo's followers are gathering. But why? And where?
As usual, this reads like a movie. Action, adventure, guts. It's bloody fun.
Narrator is perfect. Her voices are spot on.
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- Justin
- 10-02-24
Part Three is just as good as the first two
This continues the story of Quinn Maybrook and the madness started from the first two books. Church of Frendo doesn’t disappoint.
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- Javier
- 10-10-24
You can't stop the Clown!
This one was so different from the other two, moving the story into a more of a cult-horror story. It was very interesting, the thighs those cultists were doing...
I was a little sad that Jeri didn't have much to do within this story, she was my favorite from book 2,but Casare introduced a good replacement. My fav character for this book was easily Johnny D, a juggalo. He was an interesting character and I really enjoyed watching his arc unfold
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- Ervin4Life86
- 09-13-24
Can't get enough of Frendo
This was a good addition to the book series. I love Adam Cesare's writing style. The story is fast-paced and engaging. I love that Quinn Maybrook went vengeful rogue on the Frendo followers. There were definitely some gnarly kills in this one. Adam never fails with the horror. He gives his readers what they want and I love that. The narrator of this series is amazing. Please, keep using her! 🙏🏾 My only con is I wish Cole and Russ were more iinvolved in this book like the first two. That being said, bring on more FRENDO! The ending of this book would be a great setup and concept for the next book. Can't wait to see the movie adaptation of the first book. 😍
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